Privacy Policy
Last updated: August 11, 2026
Mokery, Inc.("Mokery") uses this website to describe the product, publish writing about it, collect waitlist signups, and receive press, partnership, and general inquiries. This policy covers mokery.com only. The Mokery product is open at app.mokery.com, and this policy does not cover what you do inside it.
Information you provide
When you join the waitlist we collect your email address, and nothing else — the waitlist form asks for nothing else. When you use the contact form we collect what you choose to provide: name, outlet or company, email address, phone number, and the content of your message. We use that information to reply to you, to tell you once when your seat is ready, and to keep a record of the correspondence. We do not send a newsletter and we do not run a drip campaign.
Analytics
The site uses Google Analytics 4 to understand traffic, page usage, referral sources, and signup events. Google Analytics may use first-party cookies or similar identifiers, including cookies such as _ga, to distinguish visitors and sessions. Analytics tags load only after you accept non-essential cookies, and only on the production site. Analytics helps us maintain and improve the public website.
Spam protection
The waitlist and contact forms use Cloudflare Turnstile to help distinguish legitimate submissions from automated abuse. Turnstile may evaluate browser and request signals and communicates with Cloudflare as part of the spam check.
Hosting and operational logs
The site is hosted on Vercel. Hosting, security, and network systems may process standard request information such as IP address, browser, device, requested URL, referrer, and timestamps for operation, security, debugging, and abuse prevention. The IP address attached to a form submission is stored with that submission for abuse prevention.
How we share information
We do not sell waitlist signups or contact-form submissions. We may share information with service providers that help operate the website, store submissions, send email, prevent spam, host the site, or analyze site performance. We may also disclose information when required by law, to protect Mokery, or to respond to a lawful request.
External links
This site may link to social platforms and other third-party websites. Those sites are governed by their own privacy practices.
Contact
For privacy questions, use the contact formand choose "General." A human reads it.
One note on tone
The footer column that links here is headed "The fine print." The heading is the joke; this page is not. Everything above is meant literally, and if any of it stops being true we will change it here and move the date at the top.